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Four men had been playing golf together for twenty years. After their usual Saturday game one week, one of the men joined the other three for a post-game shower for the first time. His friends were surprised - "For twenty years", one of them says, "you haven't showered after our game, you've just waited for us in the clubhouse. Why the sudden change?" "Well", replies their friend, "I was born with a fairly unusual medical condition. I had both a penis and a vagina. Last month I finally decided to have the vagina removed." The other three men look at him in disbelief and disgust. "You mean," snaps one of them, "you could have played from the women's tee all these years?"